Your job is washing dishes? Haha, seriously? That’s a twiddle on the ol’ joystick. Can’t you get a better gig than that?
Better gig? I don’t know if there is one. Let me count the ways:
1) get my own stereo to blast tunes through the whole shift
2) don’t make hardly any money, so I don’t pay hardly any taxes, so I’m not helping Uncle Sam blow up brown men as much as, say, Jay-z is
